Dear Mice,
Do not come into the cupboard below our kitchen sink. We don’t want you in there. I know we put catfood down there, but we thought we had sealed it and wrapped it up well. You may have thought you were welcome to sneak through that little hole where the pipe comes through whenever you wanted, but you’re not. You’re most definitely not welcome anywhere near our apartment. You’re gross.
If you come into our cupboard you will die. You will die just as four mice died this weekend. We killed them and we won’t hesitate to kill you.
Seriously,
Mouse Killer
p.s. With the new movie about a cute and brave little mouse named Despereaux coming out, you may be inspired to be brave yourself and come into the cupboard. Just try it, Despereaux.
